Thursday, January 17, 2013

Porno Writing Grannies and a #FREE Erotica Book

Ok, I have to tell you about 2 books out today that are, quite simply, just wonderful.
The first is by my very good friend Robyn Peterman. It's her first book, and I can only say I have never read anything as downright funny as this book. I  laughed so hard that my husband had to come in and check on me. No Lie!
Check it out- This is the first crazy paragraph.
     "If you handcuff a woman to a headboard, you need to use fur-covered cuffs. Otherwise you'll rub all the skin off her wrists during rough sex and she'll bleed like a mother-fucker. Blood is just not sexy unless you're writing paranormal." The gal with the lesbian haircut delivered that little nugget with gusto.
What a great hook! And the book is just as fabulous. Here's the blurb.
What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail—just to start with…
Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even if my campaign to score a job as the local weather girl had ended in a restraining order. Okay, TV was not my strength. But a lack of talent has never stopped me before. Which is why I’ve embarked on a writing career. I mean, how hard can it be to come up with a sexy romance?
Leave it to me to wind up in a group of porno writing grannies who discuss sex toys and apple cobbler in the same breath. Also leave it to me to leak an outlandish plot idea to a bestselling author with the morals of a rabid squirrel. And only I could get arrested for a jewelry heist I didn’t commit—by a hunky cop whose handcuffs just might tempt me to sign up for a life of crime. Maybe I’ve found my calling after all…

The second book is by another friend of mine I know from Decadent Publishing. It's a very, VERY, sexy spanking erotica piece. AND IT'S FREE!!! I read it this morning and could not put it down. Totally different than the first but just as good.
Mona Whitman is in for it. Her boss has promised severe punishment the very next time she arrives late for work and the hour she spent fantasizing about him has put her job in jeopardy. If only she could come up with an alternative to firing…a punishment they might both enjoy…

Randolph Marks, business tycoon by day, dungeon Dom by night, is in a quandary. His favorite employeeis late for work again and he must go through with his threat of retribution. But how to go about it without crossing a line and violating good business practices? He couldn’t possibly get away with spanking Miss Whitman.





Seriously, you need to pick up both these books. Fantastic reads, both of them.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

The Embattled Road is FREE TODAY AND TOMORROW!!!

I'm getting ready to start releasing my disabled veteran series soon, and this is the prequel of the series. It's not a standard romance, in that, there are no heroines in this book. It's all about the men's struggle to come to terms with major life changes when they're injured in combat. The first book of the series is projected to release in February.

And the prequel is free on Kindle today 01/10/13 and tomorrow 01/11/2013! Click on the cover or this link to download.










Blurb- In the harrowing prequel to The Lost and Found series, three embattled Marines must deal with their devastating physical and emotional injuries in a world that seems to have turned against them.
When the rescue helicopter crashes into his convoy in Iraq, Marine First Sergeant Duncan Wilde struggles with the loss of men, his career and the use of his body. Things can't get much worse. Until his fiancée decides she has to move on with her life, and that of her unborn child by another man.
Sergeant Chad Lowell knew when he went to war that it would come with a price. And it did. A young Marine under his command is killed by a landmine. Chad's left with one less leg and a mountain of recriminations. That doesn't mean he wants to be a pitied by every female he comes in contact with.
Gunnery Sergeant John Palmer is furious at the hand he's been dealt. He's served his country faithfully, if not without antagonism, for many years. Now they're turning him out like a relative who has overstayed his welcome. And, since he's not even a real man anymore, maybe it is time to move on permanently.
Can these wounded warriors use a friendship borne out of adversity to form a partnership rescuing others? And can they find real love in spite of their challenges?



I sincerely thank you for taking the time to read!
JM